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ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

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Air, Fire, Water, Earth.
Lindey Stirling’s Elements.

Posted 19 hours ago

janebuzjane:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

rebelside:

But seriously do you ever think that all those who died in the battle of Hogwarts probably went on the chocolate frogs’ cards . And Teddy opening one before going on the train to Hogwarts and seeing his parents smiling at him, so they were actually there to see him off on his first year.

how fucking dare you

once i finish crying im gonna fuck u up

Posted 21 hours ago

Ask

  1. Zero - Who was your last text from?
  2. One - What/who is your icon?
  3. Two- Your relationship status?
  4. Three - Have you ever lost a close friend?
  5. Four - What is your current mood?
  6. Five - What’s your brother(s)/sister(s)names?
  7. Six - Where do you wish you were right now?
  8. Seven - Have a crazy side?
  9. Eight - Ever had a near death experience?
  10. Nine- Something you do a lot?
  11. Ten - Angry at anyone?
  12. Eleven - What’s stopping you from going for the person you like ?
  13. Twelve - When was the last time you cried?
  14. Thirteen- What are you really good at ?
  15. Fourteen - What do you think about when you are falling asleep?
  16. Fifteen- What were you doing yesterday at 10pm?
  17. Sixteen - Do you prefer light or dark hair on the opposite sex ?
  18. Seventeen - Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
  19. Eighteen - What is/are your favorite band(s)? .
  20. Nineteen - What are you doing right now?
  21. Twenty - Who do you trust 100% right now?
  22. Twenty one - Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
  23. Twenty two - Heavy metal music?
  24. Twenty three- Who Was the last person you hugged.
  25. Twenty four- Is there anything you’re hiding from someone?
  26. Twenty five - Who are you thinking of right now?
  27. Twenty six - What should you be doing right now?
  28. Twenty seven - What are you listening to?
  29. Twenty eight - You need new jeans. Quick where do you go?
  30. Twenty nine - Who was the last person who yelled at you?
  31. Thirty - Do you act differently around the person you like?
  32. Thirty one - What is your eye colour?
  33. Thirty two - Who was the last person to make you laugh?
  34. Thirty three - Who was the last person to make you angry?
  35. Thirty four - Hello Kitty or dora?
  36. Thirty five - Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
  37. Thirty six - Hug anyone of opposite sex in past 24 hours?
  38. Thirty seven - One thing you want right now?
  39. Thirty eight - Will you fall in love in the next few months?
  40. Thirty nine - What does the 5th text in your inbox say?
  41. Forty - Are you worried about the future?
  42. Forty one - Are you happy with life right now?
  43. Forty two - Are you currently jealous?
  44. Forty three – Who's your best guy friend?
  45. Forty four -Do you forgive or forget?
  46. Forty five - What do you miss the most about elementary school?
  47. Forty six - Favorite Disney Channel show ?
  48. Forty seven – Who’s 3 of your best girl friends?
  49. Forty Eight - What are you looking forward to?
  50. Forty nine - Does anyone like you right now?
  51. Fifty- Lyrics to the song you’re listening to?
  52. Please though
Posted 1 day ago
neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

(Source: scenicroutes)

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davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

Posted 1 day ago

123jaclyn321:

zurashisu:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thediamondthatlived:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

I don’t know. What?

a condescending con descending.

get out

That was beautiful

Posted 1 day ago

romanovastiel:

Treat yourself the way you treat your favorite characters. Look into your back-story to understand your current plot. Sympathize with yourself. Recognize your flaws, and appreciate your strengths. Defend yourself. Cheer yourself on when you go into battle. Appreciate every relationship you make and always look for hidden potential. You’re the protagonist in your story. You’re the main character. You’re the hero.

Treat yourself like one.