Posted 12 minutes ago

whitecrossgirl:

belle-princess:

Translation: The Irish kid’s been blowing shit up since the day he got here, ask him

(Source: porpetinascamander)

Posted 2 hours ago

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever)

Posted 4 hours ago

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

Posted 6 hours ago
aconnormanning:

maneth985:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.



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aconnormanning:

maneth985:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

This post was good but then it got better

Posted 8 hours ago

books-and-cookies:

Chapters ending in cliffhangers are the reason most of us don’t have a normal sleeping pattern. 

Posted 11 hours ago
robin-sparkles:

Oh man, I cried so hard when Fred got eliminated from America’s Next Top Model.

robin-sparkles:

Oh man, I cried so hard when Fred got eliminated from America’s Next Top Model.

Posted 13 hours ago
unexist-me:

mareepe:


you automatically turn gay if you drink this

what happens if im already gay and i drink it tho?

gay²

unexist-me:

mareepe:

you automatically turn gay if you drink this

what happens if im already gay and i drink it tho?

gay²

Posted 15 hours ago

unamusedsloth:

Even on an escalator. [Video]

Posted 17 hours ago
crazy-chick-with-crazy-hair:

rollerskater:

this is the most accurate representation of this scene

OMFG

crazy-chick-with-crazy-hair:

rollerskater:

this is the most accurate representation of this scene

OMFG

(Source: spitcastle)

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Harry Potter Q&A: Reblog with your own answers

Your house: Hufflepuff
Your favourite character from the trio: Hermione (though I love them all)
Three other favourite characters: Molly, McGonagall, Remus
Least favourite character: Umbridge (but with Fudge as a close second)
Favourite book: Philosopher’s Stone
One favourite moment: The first time Harry visits Diagon Alley
How you were introduced to the series: As soon as the series was translated into Danish my mom bought it to read for me and my brother and I was hooked from the start
What would your favourite lessons be?: Transfiguration and charms
Which hallow would you take?: Invisibility cloak
Which character are you most like?: Hermione perhaps
Three spells you’d like to be able to perform: Aquamenti, the Patronus charm, Wingardium Leviosa
Would you have entered your name in the Goblet of Fire?: No
Would you have played Quidditch?: With my friends in a game for fun? Yes. On my house’s Quidditch team? No.
What form would your Patronus take?: A wolf

(Source: pumpkincider)

Posted 1 day ago

petitestitches:

Autumn Leaves (x)

Posted 1 day ago

alwaysbysnape:

#Hufflepuff #HogwartsHouses #Hogwarts #HarryPotter

Posted 1 day ago